Now Your Lazy, Fat Ass Can Order Pizza Right From Your Xbox 360!

By: 04.23.13  •  2 Comments

Always ahead of the curve, Pizza Hut has introduced a new Xbox 360 app that lets you order pizza right from your console! Yeah, that’s exactly what it sounds like – you may not ever have to leave the couch ever again.

Allegedly, the chain is also working on a way to get the pizza into your mouth and chew without you ever having to use your hands or jaw muscles. Not really, but that seems to be the direction we’re heading in. If only they can do something to combat the explosive diarrhea one gets after consuming a Pizza Hut pizza. We’ll see.

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