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By 05.22.13

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Filed under “We seriously can’t make this sh*t up.”

Taylor Powers, a 21-year-old University of Colorado Boulder undergrad, decided to enjoy nature and all of its wonders on Sunday afternoon. That’s when the college student decided to go on a hiking expedition with her roommates in Chautauqua Park in Boulder, Colorado. She also allegedly consumed psychedelic mushrooms too, because nature, the woods and mushrooms all make sense together.

According to The Smoking Gun, Boulder County Sheriff’s Office deputies and other emergency responders – 35 in all – were called to the park after a 911 call came in describing a hiker “high on mushrooms and in distress.”

What the fuzz reportedly found was Powers, who had stripped butt-ass naked, being restrained by her two 21-year-old roommates. It took rescuers about an hour to successfully restrain Powers in handcuffs, but once they finally did she was taken to Boulder Community Hospital where she was treated and released.

Powers was ultimately charged with unlawful consumption of a controlled substance and additional charges are pending against her two male counterparts.

For anyone who still argues that shrooms make you chill, there are 30+ officers who would disagree in a heartbeat.


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