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NJ Bus Driver Arrested For Pleasuring Himself While Driving

By / 07.12.13

Two cheers for multi-tasking, as NJ Transit employee George L. Simpson Jr. allegedly was caught pleasure pumping while driving the No. 116 bus between New York City and Cataret, New Jersey.

On June 24, Simpson Jr. was driving when he removed his hands from the steering wheel of the bus he was commandeering through Lincoln Tunnel (Ed. note: a god damn badger tunnel if there ever were one) when he began to masturbate. Unfortunately for him, a commuter recorded the act on a phone.

The incident was then promptly reported to NJ Transit Police who charged the 41-year-old driver yesterday in Weehawken Township Municipal Court with causing or risking widespread injury and damage. He could also face lewdness and reckless driving charges.

NJ Transit has removed Simpson Jr. from service without pay, obviously, and his bail sits at $2,500. An NJ Transit spokeperson gave statement saying, “”We offer our sincere apologies to anyone who may have witnessed this disturbing episode.”

To go off the Star-Ledger‘s lede, sometimes New Jersey’s finest bus drivers want to beat more than just traffic. *cymbal crash*

Cred: NJ Ledger via JTes

Photo: Getty


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