Wanna see a video of a Japanese man registering his iPhone 5S’ fingerprint unlock feature with his right nipple? Because here, we have just that. I don’t have the 5S and I’ve yet to see this feature in person, but from the looks of the three-minute clip, it would appear to be legit.
We really shouldn’t be surprised that the Internet took things to this kind of place and I’m sure if you keep digging, you can find a video that out-weirds this one. Just don’t show it to me, please and thank you.