Remember when we were all kind of hoping that Paris Hilton signing to Cash Money was just a marketing ploy, something that would never actually lead to any music? Our worst fears have been realized in the form of this snippet for “Good Time,” a Hilton/Lil Wayne one-two punch of everything you hate about music.
1. I love how they released this as a “teaser,” as if the music world has been waiting years for this track. IT’S THE BREAKING BAD SERIES FINALE OF TERRIBLE POP MASH-UPS!
2. Even Auto-Tune can’t save Paris’s voice.
3. I do appreciate the robot spraying the party with a fire extinguisher at the four-second mark.
4. Finally, what you’ve all been waiting for, Weezy F’s lyrical prowess:
“I’m f**ked up
I can’t tell you what’s what
All she know is suck f**k
I walked up to a big butt
And asked her ass, “But what?”
Tunechi never slacks without a button-up”
Young Moo-lah bay-bay! October 8th! Watch the teaser for “Good Time” until then.
Previously: Paris Hilton Signs With Cash Money Because