Need a job? Update your LinkedIn and holler at R. Kelly because something tells me he’s going to be in need of a new social media manager after today.
In promotion of his new album Black Panties out right now, someone behind the Arruh’s Twitter tweeted out, “Getting ready to answer some of my favorite #AskRKelly questions!! Start tweeting!”
Oh you silly, silly goose.
What followed were countless lulz-y questions to the singer’s account. Naturally, Kellz didn’t answer any of them. Can you guess why?
When you said that she reminded you of your Jeep, was it a Power Wheel? #AskRKelly
— Twerkoncé (@its_iriel) December 10, 2013
— ? E.B.T IS LIFE? (@_Jayshia_) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly In order to get things hot & fresh out the kitchen, what temperature do you recommend for the oven?
— 3030 (@jose3030) December 10, 2013
— Baba Drake (@BatanaiTuwe) December 10, 2013
— neil mccauley (@the_blueprint) December 10, 2013
Why aren't women your age attractive to you? What made yu marry Aaliyah when she was 15? Why wasn't "make me love her" a single? #AskRKelly
— Rich Homie Naan (@NFLGoodwitch) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly – how many juice boxes do you go through over the course of a night?
— Nom Nom (@THenryManeuver) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly what is your preferred beverage before you pee on a girl?
— Mofos (@Mofos) December 10, 2013
— JohnGotty (@JohnGotty) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly When your woman is fed up, does she throw a tantrum and pout?
— Mike Boogie (@Excalaba) December 10, 2013
— Raina Nicole (@MakinItRAINa) December 10, 2013
— Jaye Lawrence (@BroadwayJaye) December 10, 2013
I was on a public toilet and my pee stream went right and hit my thigh. Do you ever pee on yourself? #AskRKelly
— Julie Kottakis (@julieisalone) December 10, 2013
— Mozzie (@Dreww_Frasss) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly are you still the greatest………statutory rapist????
— Sir Bootass (@_ShyGuyBrye_) December 10, 2013
— Baetty Shabazz (@kajani500) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly why do you keep steeling jaden smiths clothes
— caroline flannery (@cflannies) December 10, 2013