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R. Kelly’s Planning A ‘Lovemaking’ Christmas Album

By / 12.12.13

Here’s some news that will either ruin your day or make it all better, R. Kelly’s coming out with a Christmas album. And because it’s R. Kelly, expect naughtiness because that’s the R. Kelly way!

During an interview with Rap-Up, the Pied Piper revealed his plans for a 2014 Christmas album, “I’m working on a Christmas album right now called the 12 Nights of Christmas. And it’s gonna be a lot of love-making, you know? And I come with that bearing gifts.”

Hmm, of course. And with lyrics that’ll probably go along the lines of “ho, ho, ho, chug down my egg nog” and “stuff your stocking with this pine cone” and even a “dick your walls with balls of Kelly,” Christmas may never be the same again.


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