Smokey had it right. Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. When it comes to food, not having two things that match is just about the worst. A South Carolina man knows that feeling and he also knows the feeling of getting beat up by your son.
Alex Rossi allegedly beat up his dad because the old man just wanted his son to stop hogging all the damn cheese packets and leaving the macaroni behind.
Brian Rossi, 54, was just trying to cook up a delicious macaroni and cheese meal on Sunday when he realized that there weren’t anymore cheese packets left. Alex, his piece of sh*t, inconsiderate, 20-year-old son had used them all up!
Having had enough of his son’s cheese packet stinginess, Brian confronted Alex. That’s when, according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office report, Alex started pummeling Rossi senior with punches to the face and head.
Deputies arrived to find Brian with a “fresh laceration beneath his left eye with bruising and swelling.”
The coppers arrested Alex and booked the SOB into the county jail, where he’s currently being held in lieu of $1,097 bond.
Pic: Shutterstock, Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office
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