As if you needed any more help with your digital dalliances after news of an Instagram private messaging feature came out a few weeks ago, Twitter upped the ante yesterday with fantastic news for philanderers and thirst trap victims alike. You can now include pictures with your direct messages.
Ladies, when you see that guy you like tweeting about his latest charity work you can now take an up-close pic to show him how plush and soft it is. That’s right, a picture of your new microfiber couch is sure to entice the apple of your eye to come over and watch a film with you. Just remember, you don’t have to hold hands on the first date!
Gents, your favorite little meme generator won’t know how big it really is until you send her a well-lit photo. Pro tip: use a household item like a remote control or soda can to indicate scale. That’s right she won’t believe how much your pet iguana has grown in just a few short weeks.
Ladies love lizards! Take that Mr. Cool J!