It’s time to put aside your LeBron, Carmelo and Kevin Love “what if” scenarios, and shift focus to the largest “what if” generator in the sports world: tomorrow’s NBA Draft. Having failed last year by selecting Anthony Bennett at number one, and having stuttered through three years of the Kyrie-rebuilding project, all the pressure of the Internets is on the Cavaliers to NOT F*CK THIS UP.
Fortunately for them, there is a plethora of talent on the board, and screwing up again seems close to impossible. The Bucks, 76ers and Magic are also unlikely to return from the draft without quality additions. But if you haven’t been paying 100% attention over the last few months, you might be feeling a little out of your depth in those water cooler discussions with colleagues who read ESPN and Grantland all day on company time.
Fear not…I’m here to answer your questions, and bring you up to speed. Let’s begin…
1. So, is Andrew Wiggins really all that?
Not as much as we were claiming awhile back. Before this college season, people were talking up Wiggins as the best prospect since LeBron. We quickly learned, however, that flashy YouTube mixtapes do not translate into a complete player, and Andrew has a lot of learning to do to become an effective NBA starter, let alone all-star. The good news is he has a ton of potential – you’ve seen this right?
His athleticism is scary, and he has already developed into an elite defender. However, his handle, jumpshot and passivity remain weaknesses. If he improves two out of those three – which seems likely considering his work ethic – then you can pencil him in for a decade of all-star appearances.
Best case scenario: Dwyane Wade. Worst case: Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
Who should take him: Cleveland. If there was ever a team that needed defense, it’s these God-awful Cavs. I think quite highly of Parker, but Cavs need to do something bold to turn around their franchise, and picking Wiggins could be just the ticket.
2. What is Jabari Parker’s ceiling?
The facts speak for themselves: this guy averaged 19 points per game as a freshman, throwing in 8.7 rebounds and picking up 10 ACC player-of-the-week nods. What’s more, he pulled a 3.63 GPA and has a strong record of extra-curricular leadership roles. It’s an impressive resume, and it seems extremely unlikely that he won’t be a productive player in the league. But what is his ceiling? His game has elements of Paul Pierce, Melo and Kevin Love, and if all goes well he could average 25-10 in a few years. Defense be damned – that’s worthy of a top-two pick any day of the week, if you ask me.
Best case scenario: Carmelo. Worst case: Antoine Walker
Who should take him: Milwaukee. This would be a home run for the Bucks – they need a marketable star who can create offense, and Parker would fill that role perfectly.
3. Who is the most athletic guy in the draft?
In each draft there’s always one guy who jumps out the gym, but hasn’t been able to put it all together on the court yet. In this edition, that would be Zach LaVine. The skinny UCLA product posted an insane 46-inch vertical last month, but could only manage 9.4 points per game at the college level. Who knows how much he’ll contribute, but if the Suns pick him up at No. 14 or No. 17, we’re in for some highlights next year!
Best case: Russell Westbrook. Worst case: Joe Alexander
Who should take him: Phoenix, for the reasons discussed above
4. What happened to Joel Embiid?
Injuries suck, and Embiid’s broken foot couldn’t have come at a worse time. He was firming as the top overall pick, but this latest setback simply can’t be ignored – the ghosts of Greg Oden continue to haunt the league. It’s a shame, as Joel is the rare seven-footer who manages to move with grace out on the floor.
His body (disregarding injuries for a second) is ready made for the center position, and his defensive instincts would help any team right away. The Cameroonian has only been playing basketball for three years, and has also already shown a natural flair for footwork. The risk, of course, is that foot. Can it support that large frame through an 82+ game season?
Best case scenario: Hakeem Olajuwon. Worst case: Greg Oden
Who should take him: It’s intriguing, as teams picking 3-5 already have promising young bigs on their roster. Boston could surely grab him if he falls to number six, and would consider the draft a huge success in this scenario.
5. Who’s this Australian kid on all those Footlocker commercials?
That’s Dante Exum, who has been ripping up the Australian school scene for a few years. This alone probably wouldn’t have him so high on draft boards, but he also managed to dominate the Under 19 FIBA World Champs last year, averaging 18 points and 4 assists against world class kids two years his senior. While Exum’s vertical leap wasn’t as impressive as some had expected at the combine, he blitzed the agility tests, and has insane horizontal athleticism for someone his size (6’6). He is still somewhat of an unknown entity, however, and in the “high-risk high-reward” category.
Best case: Uninjured Shaun Livingston Worst case: Injured Shaun Livingston
Who should take him: The Celtics or Lakers should move up to get him. Both could do with a unique, marketable talent, and Exum would provide this in spades. Otherwise, Orlando.
6. Who has the most unique game in the draft?
Exum is up there, but I’m going to have to go with Marcus Smart here. The dude clocked a faster agility time than John Wall, Chris Paul and Westbrook, yet completed 19 reps of the 185 pound bench press. He has great size for point guard at 6’3, with 6’9 wingspan and a 33-inch vertical. Put simply, he is a beast. A shrewd passer and able scorer, it seems he has the tools to fuck around* in the NBA. Yes, his long-range shooting needs work, but he’s definitely being slept on as far as I’m concerned.
Best case: Eric Bledsoe. Worst case: Keyon Dooling
Who should take him: LAKERS!
* Surely, you get what I’m saying here…surely!