Yesterday was Make Fun Of New Orleans Day here at TSS. But don’t get it twisted: this is an equal opportunity website. Today’s slander is aimed at Detroit.
This news report by a rather…bombastic…news anchor on the scene describes one household that decided to take months-long trips at a time. Well, the neighbors knew all about their travel schedule so they’d break in, hang out, smoke weed and fry turkeys.
The funniest part it the neighbors co-signing the break-ins like they were just normal hangouts. As one of the witnesses said: “this is Detroit: the hungry capitol of the world!”
Welp, Detroiters. Time to revisit your city’s slogan.