News Report Of Neighbors Breaking Into House To Smoke Weed And Eat Turkey Is The Most Detroit Story Ever

By: 01.23.14  •  14 Comments

Screen Shot 2014-01-23 at 12.10.26 PM

Yesterday was Make Fun Of New Orleans Day here at TSS. But don’t get it twisted: this is an equal opportunity website. Today’s slander is aimed at Detroit.

This news report by a rather…bombastic…news anchor on the scene describes one household that decided to take months-long trips at a time. Well, the neighbors knew all about their travel schedule so they’d break in, hang out, smoke weed and fry turkeys.

The funniest part it the neighbors co-signing the break-ins like they were just normal hangouts. As one of the witnesses said: “this is Detroit: the hungry capitol of the world!”

Welp, Detroiters. Time to revisit your city’s slogan.

Around The Web