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Would You Enroll Your Kid In Baby DJ School?

By 01.27.14

I don’t have any kids, but if I did, I can just imagine the feeling: watching your pointless kid try to eat a Lego, contributing nothing artistic to the world except maybe a colorful diaper load. Useless.

But teach your baby to DJ? Now we’re talking. That’s the thought process of a group of Brooklyn parents who are turning their normal, boring babies into the heir to Trackstar’s throne by enrolling them in Baby DJ School.

Sure. Why not?

Seen: Vice


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