Rarely do we post fight videos because violence begets violence and fight videos are the lowest common denominator of web publishing. However, it’s a slow news day and there are exceptions to all rules, which is what we have here.
“GET UP AND FIGHT KD”
This is not just another fight video. This is a fight video for anyone who’s pissed off on a Friday after the first full week back at work or school. This is a fight video for anyone with a Diary Of A Whimpy Kid backstory written into their life’s history. This one is for anybody who maybe didn’t have the money to get fly as a kid and got clowned for it. This fight video is for anyone who got shitted on and wanted to stand up for themselves but couldn’t or just didn’t.
This is a fight video where the bullee reaches her breaking point and becomes the bully, putting heavy paws on her antagonist, dragging her through some water…then pummeling her some more.
“THESE THEM NEW KDS, COST LIKE TWO HUNNID DALLAASSS”
No one should ever brag about owning those horrible KD lifestyle boots. For that alone, she deserved at least three of those punches.
*Cues Katy Perry’s “Roar”*