Well pass me a shot and color me the town drunk. Over $500,000 of hot Hennessy have been lawlessly scampering around the streets of Baltimore County for nearly two weeks.
Shortly before 5 a.m. March 16, thieves broke into a fenced-in parking area in the 7000 block of Quad Avenue, police said. They hooked a truck up to a cargo container carrying 2,142 bottles of Hennessy worth $514,000 and cut the lock to a gate to leave the area.
The culprits remain unknown and presumably hungover, but the honor code remains in tact. Police officials said the truck and trailer were recovered Tuesday. The Henny, of course, was nowhere to be found.
Snitches get stitches, but our buddy Young Cirrhosis picked a horrible time to upload and celebrate his liquid conquest.
Cred: NBC Washington