Remember @Rickonia, The Guy Who Got His Woman Stolen By Derek Jeter? Well He Also Once Sharted Himself During A Fight

By: 03.19.14  •  17 Comments

Last time we checked in with Rickonia, he was getting his girl taken by Derek Jeter. Last night, he decided to regale us with another story of his past calamities. This time, he told the story of getting his ass kicked so badly that he, well, you read the title.

You have to commend a guy who’s willing to bare his soul for our comedic pleasure. Because, as much as we respect Rick and his RAKE movement, we’re still going to laugh to no end whenever he craps his pants. It’s the American way.

Previously: Celebrate Derek Jeter’s Retirement Announcement By Reading How He Stole Someone’s Girl In 20 Minutes Flat

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