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By 04.14.14

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“So I learned to be proud of my curves and embrace my large boobs.”

I briefly lost consciousness and could only understand the second half of that quote from Serena Williams’ Fitness Magazine interview for their May issue. What I did make out, I took it as a declarative statement—no—a command. I, of course, am a gentleman, and it is my nature to want to attend to a lady’s needs.

Serena, I would be happy to embrace your boobs, curves, choice of on court attire, just has you have as a healthy and happy 32-year-old woman. You are a strong woman who is able to endure the rigors of training and intense matches with young and hungry competition.

Speaking of hunger, did you eat? I know a great Thai place around the corner. Maybe we can sit down over panang curry and discuss the latest episode of Game of Thrones or new massage techniques. While I continue stalking *ahem* courting Ms. Williams, my fellow thirst buckets can enjoy the pictures from her latest photoshoot. Now what did I do with that “The Girl Is Mine” cassingle?

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