You know, if 50 Cent was really about that life, he’d make one of those funny Instagram videos he always does when Floyd gets in trouble. Only this time it’d be for himself.
That’s because Curtis was tapped to throw out the first pitch at today’s Mets game and the G-Unit head honcho did everything but disappoint. While the pitch was 12 miles out of the strike zone – and instantly surpassed the instant-classic nature of Swaggy P’s – it’s only further proof that many of our favorite artists would make for horrific athletes. Jay can’t throw a football and Curtis can’t throw a baseball.
I’m telling you, we’re an airballed layup from Nas from #SportsTwitter caving in on itself.
Update: Fif couldn’t go out like that so he/TMZ shared new footage from the pre-game that proves he can throw a baseball. Don’t take our word for it. Go here to see it with your own eyes.