This is where we are in 2014, folks. This is where we are.
Late last night, Savannah James uploaded the Instagram picture seen above with the caption, “Home sweet home!! The countdown is real! #330.” Naturally, talking heads and social media ran with the picture as a cryptic message the James Gang would soon be relocating back to the state where both she and LeBron (and their two sons) first resided.
Not so fast, America. Take it easy. It’s not what it looks like.
LeBron's wife Savannah put a pic of Ohio on Instagram. She's just happy to spend summer in Akron as usual, it's not a free agent comment.
— Brian Windhorst (@WindhorstESPN) June 23, 2014
Though you never know with the James family – masters of the smoke screen – the countdown is likely in reference to when Mrs. James pops out the new addition to the family, their baby girl. The same baby girl Pat Riley let out the bag with his announcement in last week’s much-talked about press conference.
As for what the young princess’ new name will be, don’t expect Cleveland to have much of an input. Commenters on Cleveland.com already showed their ass with made-from-scratch, home stewed, Grade A racism and ignorance.