Since I began compiling Joel Embiid's best half an hour ago, the sagest NBA rookie of all-time has already dropped another three quotables.
This is no surprise, of course, as @JoelEmbiid has developed quite a reputation in the Twittersphere of late for his engaging feed. He is already hands down the most essential follow of any NBA player, and he's only been in the league for four weeks.
I mean, just check the goodness below. Here's hoping the NBA can keep their hands off his account. Some of his highlights so far include flirting with Kim K and Rihanna, showing both hate and love to LeBron, Drake and John Calipari, offering prophetic words on girls and asking for "advices" from his fans, all among repeated failed attempts at taking some time off Twitter. It's hilarious stuff, and a hell of a lot more entertaining than the majority of these micro-managed sports stars these days - long may it continue. #EmbedEmbiid