Action Bronson’s Rare Chandeliers is the best album cover since the incomparable Big Bear released Doin Thangs. I mean…I don’t even know where to begin with this artwork. You’ve got 2 Chainz’s birthday present standing butt naked holding some sausage in one hand, and a sword of some sort replacing her other hand. You’ve got a Jim Kelly lookalike fighting in front of a giant wizard. There’s a fucking alligator with a machine gun strapped to its head, for god’s sake.
In the center of all of the madness is the hirsute hitman Action Bronson, ready to take on the world in classic fashion with him and Alchemist’s collaborative album Rare Chandeliers. The tracklisting looks almost as crazy as the artwork, as Bronson and Alc will be joined by a very rare and illustrious line up of guests including Schoolboy Q, Roc Marciano, Styles P and Brooklyn’s Sean Price. I am as excited as a rich kid with two petty, divorced, parents on Christmas Eve.
01. Big Body Bes Intro
02. Rare Chandeliers
03. The Symbol
04. Sylvester Lundgren Ft.. Meyhem Lauren & Ag Da Coroner
05. Randy The Musical
06. Demolition Men Ft. ScHoolboy Q
07. Eggs On The Third Floor
08. Modern Day Revelations Ft. Roc Marciano
09. Dennis Haskins
10. Itchbay I Deserve You Ft. Evidence
11. Gateway To Wizardy Ft. Styles P
12. Bathtub 8 F. Deep
13. Blood Of The Goat Ft. Big Twin & Sean Price
14. Mike Vick