Dear Rev. Run,
Out of respect for you and the invaluable contributions to our culture, we tried turning a blind eye to the gloriously thick woman your daughter has become, but we can’t anymore. We just can’t. Angela might still be daddy’s little girl to you, but to us she’s a grown 25-year-old woman, ripe for picking!
We won’t try our hand by going on about how our nether regions are filled with desire for Angela (and your other daughter Vanessa, too). Instead, we’re just going to quietly stare at these pictures and wonder to ourselves, “what that ass do?”
The Smoking Section
PS. Diggy, please don’t come at us, bro!