At this point, it’s probably not even lucrative anymore for a groupie to take a turkey baster to the Trojan.
ha, this is def the funniest thing i will read today.
Haha, he didn’t do a bad job, though. He’s got a lotta kids, man! He didn’t stop and say “Wait, who was that other one?” . . he also named birth dates and ages!
Geez. 7 kids by 5 women? Well, the Lord said to be fruitful.
1 large contract – 7 children + 6 baby momma’s = 0 dollars
Did this cat go to UCLA?
I mean, a 12 pack of Trojans = $10.00
..but maybe he was opposed to them.
its also funny that almost all of his kids are 3 years old….he musta had a busy roadtrip when he was with san diego (which actually means whales vagina)
Thats 6 women! 5 states lol. And they are all 3 yrs old??! Cmon Sonn!!! That ’07 training camp week was obviously not mandatory.
Lifestyles then? No wonder lol
7 kids, 6 different women, 5 states, and………….4 calling birds,
3 French hens, 2 turtle doves,and a partridge in a pear tree!
How you have a daily celebration of the holiday season.
probably more with the 5 paternity suits that he has. My thing is after two kids I’m convinced he’s doing this on purpose or just don’t care.
id be multiplying if I had millones
i knew this would be on here…T.S.S. = #1
God Damn! He was doing some serious fucking in ’07! All those 3 year olds!
This is so sad! He needs to have his butt kicked!
That ’07 training camp week was obviously not mandatory.
Dude has 8 kids total. Don’t forget the newborn.
(1) 5 year old, (3) 3 year olds, (3) 2 year olds and the newborn with his wife.
Real women would swallow!!!
MO MONEY MO EVERTHING
Damn cro, you fucked up!
Comment of the day lol.
Good call listentoleon.