Barbie Recall: The 10 Most Absurd Lyrics From Nicki Minaj’s Pink Friday

By: 11.19.10  •  162 Comments
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Jump for joy! Pink Friday is finally here! The album is a poppy mishmash of girly music that sounds like it’s sponsored by Bratz. However, we won’t knock Nicki’s hustle as she works to become a household name.

What we will, knock, though, is some of her choices when it comes to lyrical content. Good Lord, Pink Friday is littered with enough horrible punchlines to make the writers of Two And A Half Men jealous. Here are 10 lines that hit us while we were forcing ourselves to listen listening, innocently nodding along and made us suddenly turn our heads and ask, “What that chick just say?”…and we don’t mean that in a good way.

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