Today’s Headline: “Chris Brown Kills Twitter Account After Claim Of Album ‘Blackballing'”

Not that anyone really cares but I found this headline strange because CNN felt the need to report on MechanicalDummy abandoning his Twitter account after this weekend’s massive meltdown.

If that’s the case, that means CNN must have a small cubicle for someone @ their offices. In that person’s workspace, there sits one of those wood name things on their desk, signifying their job title right underneath their name. I’m guessing that job title reads “Head of nigga news.”

But I bet CNN cuts nice checks.

So, CNN, are y’all hiring?

Chris Brown Kills Twitter Account After Claim Of Album ‘Blackballing’ [CNN]

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