The Complete Guide To Knowing An Album Sucks Before It’s Released

It’s getting old now. That feeling of listening to an album you’ve been looking forward to for a long time only to feel the tight pang of disappointment, knowing your favorite artist just dropped a dud. The idea of our heroes putting out crap is unfathomable before it actually happens. But, be not surprised any longer: I’ve figured out a few signs to help you pinpoint a sh*tty album before it hits the Internet.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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