COUGARS: Six More 50-Year Old Women More F*ckworthy Than Madonna

Madonna is still on tour which means she’s still flashing her geriatric naughty bits, trying to prove to us just how sexy she is now that she’s 54 years old. But there are still more pretty hot cougars that outrank the crypt keeper. While we’re not coming anywhere close to her live shows, we wouldn’t mind catching these lovely glasses of fine wine in person.

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Sade in the 80’s

1. Sade, 53

At 53-years-old, this Afro-Brit still has the beauty to make even long retired soldiers of love stand at attention. Who knew foreheads could be so sexy? Hi Rihanna.

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Paula in the 80’s

2. Paula Abdul, 50

This 50-year-old former Laker Girl allegedly had a tryst with one of the American Idol contestants in the early days of the popular show. Given her apparent affinity for younger men, we were hoping she could audition for a new series we’re developing entitled, So You Think That Bandz Can Make Her Dance. It has a nice ring to it, huh?

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Vanessa in the 80’s

3. Vanessa Bell Calloway, 55

Even at 55, we’d hop on one foot and give this queen “whatever she’d like!”

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