Dear God, End The NFL Lockout Before Chris Johnson Releases Another Rap Song

06.03.11 7 years ago 15 Comments

Man, I nearly forgot to share this one. Being from Nashville and a Titans fan…well, apparently Chris Johnson is rapping during the NFL downtime because he dropped a song via Twitter yesterday. And now you ask, can he flow?

“My other act 30, she like to ride on 30’s, She just touched down, bout to take her straight to Mercy.”

Quick assessment goes as follows:

1. I think an “act” refers to a woman of loose morals, but don’t quote me on that.

2. For you out of towners, that’s Mercy as in Mercy Lounge, where we’ll be hosting the K.R.I.T. show and where Talib performed previously. I think. Don’t quote me on that.

3. Sounds like buddy borrowed one of Blu’s notorious Fisher Price mics to record the track. Maybe? Again, no quotes.

4. CJ may work here, but he’s from Orlando. For this occasion, they’ll have to claim him. For this, we are certain.

Chris Johnson – “Act On Deck”


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