Before Jay and Beyonce and long before Kim and Kanye, the “it” industry couple was Puffy and Jennifer Lopez. The two eventually parted ways following the infamous 1999 club shooting that left one woman injured and Shyne up the creek without a paddle in terms of legal representation. That still doesn’t mean Puff doesn’t think highly of Jennifer and her backside.
Asked about J-Lo’s “Booty” video on Access Hollywood, Puffy logged into his mental spank bank and turned into the horny teenager who discovered PornHub for the first time. “I am so lucky to have that great woman in my history,” Puffy said. “[Her booty is] great, it’s a work of art. It’s something that will go down in history. I mean, that thing is just incredible.”
That thing sure is, Puff. It’s like a combination of the Sistine Chapel, a final Sallie Mae loan payment and a four-day weekend.
To be fair, the originator of the “Shmoney Dance” wasn’t 100% super-pervy revealing he and Jennifer are still great friends and raved about her success throughout the years. Also, who knows how close Diddy and Kanye really are, but we can expect a prompt response from North’s dad in regards to the Bad Boy HNIC saying Kim’s butt is “noooooooooo wayyyyyyyy” in the same league as the woman who inspired the classic “I Need A Girl (Pt. 1).”
Let us pray Sway gets that interview.
Bonus: And here’s J-Lo responding to Puffy’s praise.