Words By David D. and Justin Tinsley
Thank God Scottie Pippen is an idiot. Thanks to Scottie’s stupidity (which was clearly a result of the concussion he suffered at the hands of a gang of midgets) which led him to call LeBron better than Michael, we’ve started reminiscing on just how spectacular Jordan’s career was. Arguably the most extraordinary parts of his run were the games when somebody was dumb enough to piss in MJ’s Corn Flakes, causing him to go completely off on the court. Isiah Thomas, Jeff Van Gundy and the whole city of Cleveland are just a few that felt Jordan’s wrath.
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