Look, let’s keep it 100. Drake and Blake Griffin should’ve hosted the ESPY’s.
How do I know this? Their joint skit – which included a guest spot from none other than Chris Brown, because they’re cool again ICYMI – was legit funny. We as the Light Skin Coalition of American (LSCA) suffered a depilating loss earlier this evening after learning Aubrey forked over 100 large to Rappin’ 4-Tay for “biting” his lyrics. An emergency phone call later and here we are.
If anyone had any question how Drake would do as host of ESPY’s, here’s your answer. If anyone still questioned Blake’s comedic propensity, here’s your answer. This. Was. Money.
In case you were late getting in from the bar, Aubrey’s opening monologue was one for the books, too. Let’s just say, as was the tradition for most of 2014, the Pacers, once again, took a L.
Go on and drop that “2 A.M. In Los Angeles,” Drizzy. That’s the only thing that’s going to top this.
Update: Kudos to the Internet. Drake’s original pieces “Honorable Mention” and “Side Pieces” (featuring none other than Brian McKnight) are here now for our enjoyment.