The Most Outlandish Moments From This Week’s Duplicitous ‘Empire’

02.05.15 2 years ago 14 Comments
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We finally got some brother-on-brother fighting and a marriage proposal on this week’s Empire. Those aspects were kind of expected and drawn out throughout the episode, so let’s just focus on the more ridiculous parts. Counting down:

5. Hakeem’s faith in his new song.

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He’s serious. How serious?

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4. Andre’s lack of f*cks outing Tiana…

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… while trying to frame Hakeem for robbing Jamal. The whole thing damn near went down Tupac-style.

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3. Hakeem needing a mathematical explanation for why he has no reason to be upset about Tiana’s situation.

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You know Jamal is not a fan of this new math.

2. I get that Jamal recorded his single at “Ghetto Ass Studios” because home studios aren’t a thing or whatever, but two-person drum machines? It’s like two-person keyboard dumb.

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1. Cookie making DeRay murder a gangster for what turned out to be no reason.

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