Remember ol’Star Face, the innocent damsel who asked for 3 star tattoos on her face…then fell asleep, awaking with 56 stars across her head? The one who look like she got a money shot from Orion © Mo’ G? Remember her?
Yeah, she lied.
“…The 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was ‘fully aware’ of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing.
Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: ‘I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake.'”
I originally told Contra™ that falling asleep while getting a tattoo was plausible. I’ve fallen asleep twice while being tatted. The one on my elbow wasn’t nothing nice & I think I blacked out from the pain, moreso than actually falling into a slumber. Also, I’ve always had the idea of popping a few pills before going to get a tat just to help numb the pain. I figured maybe that’s what she could have done (because we know all young white girls pop pills right?). All of that aside, there’s no way you fall asleep without waking up when your realize the artist has passed those original three stars that you asked for.
My simple fatherly advice to her dad would be the same thing that Celie told Harpo: Beat her. Beat her with the wrath God for the lying & embarrassment. Beat her with a switch like my granny used to do me. Better yet, beat her with her with the belt that’s attached to her “Sexy” buckle.
Previously Posted — “Star Wars”