Words By Thembi
Lisa Bonet has always been equal parts banger and nutjob, but in our hearts she’ll always be Denise Huxtable so we gotta love her anyway. She and actor Jason Momoa, also father of her toddler Lola Iolani, welcomed a new bundle of joy into the world just before Christmas Day. Citing privacy concerns, the name of the baby boy has only just been released: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.
That’s not a name; that’s something you chant to put roots on somebody. I’m just going to go ahead and name my first baby Mama Say Mama Sah Ma Ma Coo Sah so the kid can get teased within an inch of his life throughout elementary school.
Let’s hope that they do the Black thing and let that child go by “Nay-Nay” or something.