Here’s A Pic Of A Sh*t-Faced Johnny Manziel Riding A Swan

This is a photo of Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel riding an inflatable duck in an Austin, Texas, nightclub’s pool.

He is also drinking a bottle of champagne while riding that inflatable duck in an Austin, Texas, nightclub’s pool. Manziel, in riding that inflatable duck, is personifying what we’ve only felt, fleetingly, in our lives maybe several times: true, unperturbed happiness.

As such, this will now be our go-to photo–and we’re assuming subsequent meme–to express what only men of Manziel’s standing have felt. This is Plato’s ideal in one picture, captured around an Austin, Texas, nightclub’s pool.

Enjoy your Saturday, everyone.

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