In most situations in life, those words normally signify something’s about to go down. For Justin Bieber, those were reportedly his words early Wednesday morning after Orlando Bloom attempted to throw hands with the pop superstar.
The altercation took place in the Cipriani restaurant in Ibiza which also included celebrities like Diddy and Paris Hilton. If you’re like me and wondering what the hell the two were doing damn near ready to start a riot in Spain, the answer is simple:
Per the story told by Big Brother aka TMZ, Justin partied with Miranda Kerr, Orlando’s wife at the time, at a 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after party. Believe what you will, but allegedly Bieber and Kerr were close all night, which would make any married man lose his sh*t if he saw his wife canoodling with a kid who was born the same year Little Giants hit theaters.
Then, this year, Bloom kicked it with Selena Gomez, which brings us back to today. A fight never really broke out since Bloom reportedly took a swing and Bieber managed to duck, word to all that time spent hanging around Money Mayweather. From there, Bieber’s security escorted him out quick, fast and in a hurry, prompting the restaurant to (allegedly) erupt in applause.
All in all, though, nothing to see here. Women have been starting wars between men for years, so file this under your “captain obvious” folder at work.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to play Jay Z and R. Kelly’s “P.*.S.S.Y.”