Kanye West is making a spoken word album that will contain his opinions on the environment and his relationship with Kim Kardashian.
An excerpt from an Onion article? Nah! This is as real as it gets, apparently:
The ‘Bound 2’ hitmaker will reportedly make the three-hour recording available on vinyl, and it will feature everything from his views on the environment to life with fiancee Kim Kardashian and their 10-month-old daughter North.
A source said: “Kanye loves the sound of his own voice and this will be the ultimate in self-indulgence.
“He has very strong views on everything from music and art to politics and the environment. He’s forever recording his opinions on tape.
“He says he’s doing it for posterity and thought about turning them into a book or even donating them to a museum.”
We’ll take this anonymous source with a grain of salt, but Kanye does have some history with Def Poetry Jam, and besides, does the thought of Kanye pacing back and forth in some bougie foyer – yelling about global warming – not crack you up? Please be true, oh please be true.