Kim Kardashian Prefers Wideouts

07.01.10 8 years ago 36 Comments

Since Reggie Bush would rather polish his Super Bowl ring than the ones pierced on Kim Kardashian, she’s getting over and even by nestling up with his conference rival, Miles Austin of the Dallas Cowboys. He’s taller, gets more yards and has two first names. And to show her newfound love how much she cares, she just threw him a “go-shawty-itz-ya-birthday” party in NYC last night.

Afterwards, Jeremih.

SMH, typical characteristics of a conniving broad. You tell her it’s over and she starts dating the guy in the cubicle across from you, praying for a reaction. Hopefully Miles knows the definition of a rebound, being a football guy and all.

[Just Jared]

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