Any rapper featuring Maliah Michel* in their video is a service to the community. Kirko Bangz, you are a good man and we thank you for taking the cameras with you to Houston’s Dreams so we could live vicariously. Feels like I just went to the strip club and the experience didn’t cost me a dime nor my clothes don’t smell like badussy.
* – Bonus points if she’s gyrating or scantily clad. Double your score if she both dancing and nearly nude.