The Black Madeline
The Pee Wee
The Tambourine Player
The National Geographic
Win … motherfunking win!!!
These pics looks like a joke from Bruno….
Funniest thing about this is that he blamed it on photoshop. Riiight.
“The National Geographic” – On the money guys.
he looks like a corpse :S
If I can find that white hat, it’s on for summer.
This nigga looks like Iman
The makeup is the problem. Everything else is a go…
this. is. too. fucking. funny.
I’m tryin’ to live by a “to each his own” philosophy too, but damn!
You gotta ask, “what the fuck was he thinking”?
@ TC – like iman, or like strangè ?
that first pic is lookin’ like emannuel lewis in the MJ days.
Let’s not forget: he allegedly took the… from a wh… %*rl in Colora…..
Y’all know the rest. Fall back with the innuendo.
Behold the Pale Rider!
When you take pics that make Ron Artest look sane; it is a problem.
I bet the house Turk already has that outfit ready for the Finals if the Fakers get their. lol
(sigh)…the Celtics win.
Dudes on “that other site” went in on Kobe. Had me dyin’.
Hmm, aye loco, muy bien estoy flam-boyante son los chicos! (Russel Brand voice)
They always said that white adds on 10 shades…
more money mo bromantic problems
Who cares. The subjects of most photo shoots have no creative control anyway. Also nothing in the pics is inherently homosexual. Silly looking at best but thats about it.
This is reflective of something I’ve shared before:
With few exceptions, athletes—particularly pro athletes—are really awkward folk. So much of what they do and how they carry themselves is centered around physical and psychological performance, that a lot of the social stuff just goes by the waist-side.
As LC/David so hilariously noted, if you dude’s resume blindly and were asked to envision the source, you wouldn’t come up with pictures like this if someone put a gun to your family’s head.
Theses pics aren’t homophobic, they’re just awkward. Like a 12 year old kid that hasn’t grown into his body yet cuz he had a growth spurt during summer camp and is still only about 3 months removed from mom laying his clothes out every night before school.
Dear Picture #1: Paul Mooney wants his spring collection hat back.
Kobe also bangs his sexy ass wife. Not gay.
Vanessa is bad. Not gay
David and LC have found common ground in the goal to clear TSS of unnecessary gay jokes and guffaws at the expense of homosexual people.
And you bring us this?
This post is in a sense, quite homophobic. You are presenting Kobe’s achievements as antithetical to homosexuality. As implied by this post, homosexuality is the opposite of masculinity, or rather ridiculously, athletic prowess. Nice work boys!
@ Leegle: Mad homo?
What I fail to see is the inspiration behind these pics. I’m no photo enthusiast, but I just can’t see any reason for the clothing, the poses, and the white.
Turk, my b-ball/hip-hop brother, come out (no Kobe pun)and TRY to defend these photos… Just TRY!!! i double dawg dare you!!!
@ OED: There is NO defense! Kind of like the Utah Jazz!!! LOL
As implied by this post, homosexuality is the opposite of masculinity, or rather ridiculously, athletic prowess. Nice work boys!
On account of I’m a woman, I take your remarks to be incredibly sexist. As implied by your comment, writing is the opposite of femininity, or rather ridiculously, intelligence. Thereby you’ve called women stupid. You’ve just added to our never-ending cycle of irony. Nice work, sexist!
Dear Lakers fans…
Dude looks like the face of AIDS.
hate to be the guy to break the ice but… kobe did kobe a bitch in colorado. i’m just sayin.
this nigga look like a renegade milkman
I haven’t seen LC this mad since the GrandMaster Flash incident. lol!!!
this nigga look like a renegade milkman
stands in corner. dies.
Thereby you’ve called women stupid. You’ve just added to our never-ending cycle of irony. Nice work, sexist!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
his nigga look like a renegade milkman
this is a photo fail more than anything…. Im a photog as well and the creative director/people in his camp/ anyone with good sense should have stopped the whole thing.
AND…the post edit work should have told someone that this was NOT a good look.
And for the record…… yall still scared of kobe on the court!
Peoples Hernandez: This is Egyptian Cotton, motherfucker… two-twenty thread. That’s like half your shitty-ass paycheck, okay?
John Shaft: You wouldn’t know Egyptian cotton if the Pharaoh himself sent it to you, you knockoff-wearing motherfucker!
I haven’t seen LC this mad since the GrandMaster Flash incident.
Dhahahaha I can’t believe anyone remembers that… aside from me, of course. I will never forget.
yes..Vanessa is bad…but Kobe did go to colorado to buttf*ck an ugly chick…
oh man…lol, this photo shoot literally supplied all Laker/Kobe haters with the ultimate trump card…I can no longer defend you Kobe Bryant because I will now always lose thanks to your lack of vision…
this photo shoot literally supplied all Laker/Kobe haters with the ultimate trump card…
that is until you mention the rings……but this dont help
Kobe looks like a gay gypsy.
When I first saw these pictures a couple days ago I thought he was doing some shit for slavery, no joke.
I showed these to some Euro friends and they said it was chic, US still lags behind in fashion as we all know…Kobe is still ahead of his time… lmao I cant help but laugh when I see some of these though.
Yes Turk we are afraid of Kobe on the court. Atfer this phootshoot, it gives a different meaning to Kobe taking it STRONG to the HOLE. The Mamba Loves Penetration. LOL!!!!!!
He’s getting into modeling… Vanessa probably talked him into it.