Presently cracked out of my mind on coffee, I’m having a difficult time fathoming how stupendous it is that Kyle Lucas is able to combine coffee and Hip-Hop, a couple of my favorite things. Unfortunately, I can’t imagine myself ever having a “Coffee Break” that would come close to rivaling Kyle’s since I’m more apt to hide in my car than I am to seduce some hot barista on my coffee break. However, I can relate to Kyle. I like my men like I like my coffee: hot as f*ck.
While I rest up for round two, i.e. my afternoon Americano run since I’m west coasting it, let the Vonnegutt frontman’s metaphors and comparisons of coffee and life carry you through the rest of your day. It’s Always Sunny in Marietta 2 is on the way.