There has been a lot of talk about NFL concussions recently (especially in this fantastic article from GQ). As a wrestling fan, I know all too well the deaths that can come from these devastating hits.
That’s why I implore someone to get LaDanian Tomlinson checked out.
I really…really hope he’s in on the joke that comes with lines like: “Stiff arm the guys hit that hole!”
I don’t know if LT is married but I’m going to pretend his wife caught him Tigering and said Tom Tom can either pay half or do this video. He made the wrong choice.
Not to be outdone though, is this Dallas Cowboys fan in his third trimester. I don’t know who’s singing this song but I’m going to pretend it’s either this guy or Bubba Sparxxx returning from his stint in…well…nowhere.
I don’t know who wins (does anybody?) in this Super Bowl of awkwardness, but trust if either of these two teams make it to the actual game, these vids will be huge. But I think both should be disqualified for allowing these videos to transpire.
As for me?
I’ll be “Rockin’ black and gold stocking caps and fleur-de-lis Shockey hats/I’m in the coatroom, screaming ‘Who Dat’ on the double/ Servin’ gumbo wit’ a shovel”
I came up with those lines all by my lonesome.