I saw nothing, Your Honor.
I mean, yes, I watched the entire Heat/Pacers game tonight. And, yes, I know the Heat won 97-94. But, no, I saw no shenanigans on the final play that allegedly had LeBron James “fouling” Paul George which would’ve sent PG24 to the charity stripe for three to tie the game up…a la Game 1 of last year’s East Finals.
But I sneezed and I missed the entire thing. True story. I cannot, in good faith, say LeBron Raymone James fouled Paul “Google didn’t give me his middle name” George. The Internet did, however.
And in true Internet fashion, they rioted in memes. And. It. Was. Awesome.