Did you forget all about Lil Jon’s Crunk Rock? Well the white-boy-wasted frat boys of South Beach and tanning salon-lovin’ promiscuous girls worldwide sure didn’t. Whether day or night, when this song comes on, be prepared to be splashed with droplets of mixed drinks, sweat and catch more glimpses of nipples than a newborn baby.
And with great irresponsibility comes the official anthem to Jersey Shore. Crunk ain’t dead. It just switched to skinny jeans and Jell-O® shots.