Charlie Sheen’s saga never really piqued my interest and not too many Hollywood stories do. None except for Lindsay Lohan’s, which happens to be my guilty pleasure when it comes to celeb trainwrecks. For the fourth time since 2007, LiLo found out today that she does not get to pass go and goes straight to jail for violating her probation by stealing a necklace from a Venice jewelry shop.
“Lindsay has been remanded into custody and taken to the basement of the courthouse for booking. Lindsay’s lawyer has said she’ll appeal, which means Lindsay is entitled to post bail.”
Lohan was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service — 360 of those hours must be performed at the Downtown Women’s Center, so Lindsay can see how needy women have to live. The remaining 120 hours will be served at the L.A. County morgue.”
Judge Sautner explained that Lindsay should have called the store and notified the owners about the necklace sooner. She waited several weeks and returned the necklace after finding out the cops were about to raid her house.” [TMZ]
Pardon my language but the bitch can’t catch a break. Only famous person more prone to f*cking up would have to be Gucci Mane.