Here are some things about Nick Cannon I learned from listening to his new trolltastic song, “More Money Than Jay Z.”
— Jay Z once wanted to manage him
— Owns the rights to Soul Train
— Owns Nickelodeon and may sell
— Was worth $20 million when he was 21-years-old
— Has more money than Jay “$520 million” Z
No matter how “corny” Nick Cannon is, I can’t fault him for talking his sh*t, and there’s LOTS of it on “More Money.” So instead, off the strength of “Gigolo,” I’m just going to say: BAWL ON THESE HATERS, MR. CAREY!