There are boobs involved in this post, so we’ll keep the forthcoming qualification brief. But it’s necessary to understand the boobs involved here.
This year’s Presidents Cup* was held at my hometown’s baronial course, Muirfield Village Golf Club, in Dublin, Ohio. I’ve experienced some crazy sh*t at Muirfield, which includes being black-out drunk on the course during the annual Memorial Tournament and witnessing slip-n-slide contests down the 18th fairway during Central Ohio’s spring monsoons. However, the attendee make-up is always the same: very WASP-y and, while it can get belligerent, very proper. This is the course that the Golden Bear built, after all.
So these streaking with very patriotic boobs are mad surprising. Welcomed, but surprising. According to reports from Sunday’s round, the unnamed streaker bolted through the 18th hole gates and down the fairway in nothing more than pasties and a g-string. Apparently, she escaped law enforcement officials, which awesome. Good for her. Also, she had no apparent message other than being patriotic as f*ck, bearing a tattoo on the back that read “support our troops.”
Anyways, check the pics below. That’s why you’re here in the first place. Oh, and the Americans won their fifth straight Presidents Cup.
* – For further clarification, the Presidents Cup is a biennial tournament held in Ryder Cup off years that pits the best non-European golfers against the best American golfers.