R. Kelly – “Cookie” Video

12.10.13 4 years ago 9 Comments

Looking back, R’s Black Panties album release has been nothing short of the most fun trainwreck to take in over the past few weeks. Obviously, there was today’s exercise in failure, #askRKelly, and we called that hotline too. Toss in his simulated sexcapade with Lady Gaga on SNL and Robert’s old ass is in rare form.

Then there’s the music. Like the song and video for “Cookie,” where we see Kells dressed up like a Black Hugh Hefner with barely dressed maids waiting at his beckoned call. I pretty much stopped listening once he recited the line “I love to lick the middle like an Oreo.” Not that I was surprised because let us not forget that this is the brother who made “I Like The Crotch On You.”

And, before we forget, he’ cranking his Trapped In The Closet series back up soon.

Just bask in it all for a few more minutes right now.

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