Think Like A Man Too arrives at theaters today and while looking up showtimes, a trailer for the film popped up and it featured five, very fine sisters strolling together in swimsuits. Two thoughts quickly came to mind:
1. Cottdamn God is good.
2. This is the first time in a while that we’ve had a female cast so drop-dead gorgeous.
Being the red-blooded man that I am, I tabled the topic before my brothers and a healthy discussion ensued. It lead to us arguing which actress was the baddest and what’s the most challenging thing we’d do for a chance to make sweet passionate love to each lady for a full three minutes.
5. Gabrielle Union (Would Smash)
If Gabby wants to get some break-baby payback on Dwyane Wade, I’m her man!
4. Taraji P. Henson (Would Push Girlfriend Out Of The Way To Smash)
She’s everyone’s favorite sophisticated hood chick!
3. Meagan Good (Would Smash Star Jones To Smash)
God forgive us because Meagan’s a saved woman now and a pastor’s wife, but The Lord is my shepherd and he know what I want! Let none of you ever, ever forget the BET Awards!
2. Regina Hall (Would Kiss Total Stranger With A Bum Bump On The Mouth To Smash)
Regina is plain ol’ sexy. We’re talking natural beauty. Like she could wear sweatpants and her hair in a bun and still incite thirst.
1. Lala Anthony (Would Smack My Mama To Smash)
Boobies, boobies, BOOOOOOBIIIIEEEESSSS!!! Scramble in that feisty Latina sex appeal and we’re talking a winner. Really though, with this cast, how could there actually be any losers?