If you’re like me, that Breaking Bad x Malcolm in the Middle mash-up isn’t enough, you need more Breaking Bad. Well, here’s another alternate ending for you, in real life.
A 53-yer-old Lockwood, California man named, wait for it, Walter White, was sentenced to nine years in prison for possession of methamphetamine to distribute.
The parallels go beyond sharing the name with the protagonist of the hit show, as White reportedly was “addicted” to selling meth and the quality of his product was “extraordinary.”
It gets better, police searched the White home and found meth after he was shot by his son (Flynn? Jesse?!) over a disputed drug debt (definitely Jesse). During the search police found four ounces of meth, $15,000 in cash and two handguns. The judge in the case held White, who also received an additional three and a half year sentence for the guns, responsible for “32 and a half pounds of meth.”
Should’ve called Saul.