Something something something Rihanna’s new video. Half the time, my mind forgets that she has her own albums and does more than just pose for the ‘razzi and periodically pop up to do choruses and ad-libs on rap songs. Personally, I’m just bidding my time until the next set of nudes leak. For now, I watch all of her delectableness on mute.
Fifteen years from now, “California King Bed” will be licensed out to a mattress maker for use in a commercial, stripped down to just the chorus and melody. Mark my words.